Michael: Oh my god, something’s happening!

9,986,000 minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math

9,986,000 minutes! That’s how many minutes that you’ve worked here

In costumes, and impressions

In meetings, in cups of coffee

For birthdays, for meetings, and email forwards you made us read

9,986,000 minutes! that’s like watching Die Hard 80,000 times

You hit me with your car

You helped me get off drugs

I watch you when you sleep

I forgive you for kissing me

Remember to call! (you’ve got to remember to call!)

Remember to call! (remember to call!)

Remember to call! (text or call or email, or call)

Measure, measure your life in love!

Remember to call! 

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