April 2011
Watchstellablu:
Now THIS is a talented, beautiful woman.
The ghetto mother fucker you become when you're...
beingleah:
*Starts Clapping Hands*
NECK MOVING AND ALL
The awkward moment when you and your parents are...
carrotkid:
Parents, staring neutral at the TV:
You, looking everywhere but at the TV not to show any type of interest:
When you don't want to look lonely so you pull out...
I hate how my parents blame everything on the...
youlookbetterfamous:
“I’m feeling sick.”
“IT’S THE COMPUTER!”
“I have a headache.”
“IT’S THE COMPUTER!”
“I’ve fallen down a well and can’t get out.”
“IT’S THE COMPUTER!”
“I’ve just been mugged.”
“IT’S THE COMPUTER!”
Reblog if your sleeping schedule is fucked up.
idlt:
Day:
Night:
I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a...
moreiraemily:
my-name-is-georgia:
verymuchalive-:
drfaggot-:
erroric:
p3n1s:
anyway-anyhow-anywhere:
Jesus, I love you.
CAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER GET A MEDAL
so I started feeling bad for this person…. and then I read the end
oh my GOD
Oh god, I was starting to fucking pity this guy but then boom, PINAPPLE UNDER THE SEA.
GIVE THIS BITCH AN AWARD.
OH MY GOD.
AT FIRST I WAS...
What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's...
theycallmemc:
sheamnessy:
this is GOLD
Watch
that moment when you understand math
kevinwasafreak:
when i see someone i hate:
i’m like:
but really i want to:
but then i remember i don’t waste my time on bitches like you:
