thatisalargebaby: teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl
princeowl: being sad would be 100x more satisfying if it played out dramatic music video style
hermseza: My stomach is upset. I hope it wasn’t something I said.
freeshawarmas: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks ☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
I just thought it was so romantic—the idea that you don’t need to be loved in...– Ryan Gosling (via imfantasyparade)
smilingeridan: thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
isn’t it weird to think there’s so much pressure on you to get into a good school and be good looking and make lots of money and get married and have kids when eventually you’re just going to die and be left in the ground in darkness forever while worms eat your skin and nothing you did even mattered at all
attractiveblogger: i just want to be friends with everybody without talking to anybody
hotanimegirl: swelegantt: hotanimegirl: i want a lady on the dash but a freak in the ask reminds me of my shirt haha.. “i need a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets” “of my shirt”
lameborghini: girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not
foreveralone-lyguy: troix: foreveralone-lyguy: internetexplorers: change the world today by doing a thing How much thing? like 8 thing That’s too much thing
sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive
acheerforthebroken: secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to That’s an accurate summary, yes.
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
chlotana: baby-youremyliquor: chlotana: why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me? literally what the fuck
shutupaubrey: every year the amount of people who say happy birthday to me on facebook decreases
lameborghini: fatdazeofficial: lameborghini: about that internet attention whore life HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH THIS IS HOW YR SUPPOSED TO LAFF NOT WITH A LOL HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH BECAUES THIS IS REAL LOLOL uploading the vid...
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
zackisontumblr: you (◕‿◕✿) are (◕‿◕✿) stressing (◕‿◕✿) me (◕‿◕✿) out (◕‿◕✿) go away (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
profoak: THIS JUST HAPPENED
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
And then one student said that happiness is what happens when you go to bed on...– Paul Schmidtberger, Design Flaws of the Human Condition (via larmoyante)
snowmiserr: one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” he said...
earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
doncasturbate: tommolou: doncasturbate: But srsly I would’ve asked that hat to put me in Slytherin so I could fuck Draco YOU GET SORTED WHEN YOU’RE ELEVEN! Dat wizard dick too bomb
witchpop: why do u only have 1 wing